OutdoorType

Happy Thanksgiving! After the parts where Sam talks about exploring space, this might be my next favourite dialogue (Condensed a bit… Had to remove the also funny exchange between CJ and Toby about the Jamestown Mayflower Daughters of the American Revolution Preservation Soceity):

SAM
Well over three and a half centuries ago, strengthened by faith and bound by a common desire for liberty, a small band of pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs… and solve crimes.

TOBY
Sam…

SAM
It’d be good.

TOBY
Read the thing.

SAM
By day, they churn butter and worship according to their own beliefs and by night, they solve crimes.

TOBY
Read the thing.

SAM
Pilgrim detectives.

TOBY
Do you see me laughing?

SAM
I think you’re laughing on the inside.

TOBY
Okay.

SAM
With the big hats.

TOBY
We are writing a very important Thanksgiving proclamation.

SAM
And possibly a new action-adventure series.