Oh, I get it! I get jokes!

Seems the latest blog comment spam comes in the form of jokes. Like these classics:

  • Wanna very nice joke?))
    • What insect does well in school?
    • A spelling bee.
  • Do you want a joke? :)
    • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    • Anyone can roast beef.
  • Good joke :)
    • What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole?
    • Hot cross bunnies.
  • Fresh joke!
    • Why do Vampire have to brush their teeth?
    • Because they have Bat-Breath.
  • I have a nice joke.
    • Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door?
    • He strained himself.
  • I have a nice joke for you)
    • Why don’t fish play tennis?
    • They might get caught in the net.
  • Do you want a joke? :)
    • Homeowner: My house is located in an earthquake zone.
    • Agent: Sorry, but I can’t help you. I only sell no-fault insurance!
  • A JOKE! )
    • Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
    • He heard children were half price.
  • A joke for you peoples!
    • How can you recognize a burned-put hippie?
    • He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.
  • Do you want a joke? :)
    • Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
    • They’re trying to get away from the noise.
  • Good joke :)
    • What city has the largest rodent population?
    • Hamsterdam.
  • I have a nice joke.
    • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    • Snowflakes.

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11 2009

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    Ha ha, those are pretty bad. I like to think about who these people are that take the time to send crappy jokes to websites. What’s the point?



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