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The Hubble Telescope as a Metaphor for Marriage. Discuss.

pillars-of-creationMy toast from last night’s rehearsal dinner…

Good evening. For those of you whom I have forgotten to introduce myself to, I am Brian, brother of Shawn, and best man (and not, as you might think, the official photographer). I’d like to thank our parents Bill & Susie and Leah’s parent’s Wink and Dorthea for making this weekend possible, for shepherding into this world two really great people.

In college I majored in history and as a result I am always trying to draw connections between past and present. When Shawn and Leah chose April 25th for their wedding I decided to try and find an event that might tie into their day tomorrow and maybe even serve as a metaphor for their new life that begins together.

After setting aside various bits of military trivia such as the 1862 capture of New Orleans by David “Damn the torpedoes” Farragut, or the declaration of war on Spain made by the US Congress in 1898, or the impending fall of Saigon in 1975, I found an interesting footnote, and it read: “1990, the Hubble Telescope is deployed into orbit from the Space Shuttle Discovery.”

Just in case you need a reminder (looking at Shawn), the Hubble is the first major optical telescope to be placed in space. Its unobstructed view of the universe has allowed scientists to observe not only the planets in our solar system, but the most distant stars and galaxies. It had the most precisely ground mirrors ever created by man and its launching 19 years ago marks the most significant advance in astronomy since Galileo’s telescope. Our view of the universe and our place within it has never been the same.

Now, I knew I was on to something with the whole Hubble/Marriage thing, but I wasn’t 100% sure how to proceed, so I did what anyone would do in this situation, I turned to Twitter.

In less than 140 characters I typed: “The Hubble Telescope as a metaphor for marriage. Discuss.” I clicked update and flung my request into the ether.

A near immediate reply appeared on my screen:

“Too easy! Initial perfection of mirrors, need for unexpected adjustments, revelation of cosmic beauty.”

And so I say to Shawn and Leah… I hope that tomorrow is the start of a journey that, while requiring a few minor adjustments from time to time, is one that leads to a beautiful life together.

Cheers!

For we came out of the cave, and we looked over the hill, and we saw fire.

For three days in 1972, Capt. Gene Cernan lived on the moon.

‘Cause it’s next. For we came out of the cave, and we looked over the hill, and we saw fire. And we crossed the ocean, and we pioneered the West, and we took to the sky. The history of man is hung on the timeline of exploration, and this is what’s next.

- Sam Seaborn, The West Wing

This quote popped into my head tonight pretty early on during my (group) conversation with former astronaut Eugene A. Cernan (Captain, USN, Ret.). I was participating in a Discovery Channel blogger round table (thanks H!) that was set up to help promote Discovery’s new series, When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions.

A fellow blogger had asked a question about NASA’s new plans for exploring the moon and Capt. Cernan was explaining why he fully supports the Constellation/Orion program (aka. “Apollo on Steroids”). He was talking about the romance of “aviation in space” (a term he used more than once tonight) and the above quote (from my favourite WW episode of all time) rushed into my head. It was as if Cernan was channeling Sorkin, even if the opposite is more likely to be true. It did not matter though, because I could have easily stayed on the phone for hours listening to Capt. Cernan tell stories of his time in space.

The second question turned out to be mine and so, after fumbling a bit with the mute button on my phone (which you’ll be able to listen to in a day or so once they post the recorded conversation online), I was able to ask, “What do you think about when people say, ‘We can send a man to the moon, but we can’t do X.’?”

I have to admit it was a pretty open ended question and I had no expectation about how he might respond, but really I just wanted to make sure my question was passingly unique (though I’m sure this is nearly impossible as people have been asking Capt. Cernan questions about being an astronaut and walking on the moon for longer than I’ve been alive!). In any case, I didn’t take very good notes during this part and instead just sat back with a big smile on my face as I listened to him pontificate about space and technology and stuff (I’ll definitely be going back to listen to the audio of this).

At times Cernan got positively cosmic as he spoke about “the spiritual feeling of being out in the universe and looking back at home.”He described living on the moon as “my Camelot” and then spoke reverently about the Kennedy Space Center being the only place on the planet where people have left Earth for another “planet.”

From a photography geek perspective, one of the things Cernan talked about was how he wished he’d had an IMAX camera on the moon. Unfortunately the technology wasn’t quite ready and even if it had been available, they couldn’t spare the extra weight. (In case you’re wondering what sort of cameras they did bring to the moon, check out this site that describes the Hasselblad Space Camera.)

A follow up to my question went to the other participant in the call, the executive producer of When We Left Earth, Bill Howard. He was able to explain how the project came to be and how he gained access to the NASA archive vault. Footage from NASA turns out to be 100% in the public domain and so anyone can request any bit of footage for their documentary. The really special part of Howard’s show is the fact that they were given access to the original celluloid! and then using state of the art scanners upconverted the images to high-definition.

Now, I have to admit to having missed the show’s opening night. I saw an advert online and also something on the Post’s TV guide, but Sunday nights are not good TV watching nights for me and so I missed the show. Thank God for video on-demand. After the call finished I went down stairs and found a non-HD version of the show ready for watching any time I wanted. Being the patient sort I immediately called up the program, sat down on the couch, and watched. And it was great.

When We Left Earth is the story of mankind’s greatest adventure, leaving the earth and living in space. For the first time this series has digitally re-mastered the original film and audio recordings from NASA’s vault, including and all the key on-board footage filmed by the astronauts themselves. From John Glenn’s Mercury mission to orbit the earth, to Neil Armstrong’s first historic steps on the moon, to the unprecedented spacewalks required to repair the Hubble telescope, these epic stories are shown in stunning clarity and told by the astronauts and engineers who were there.

And now it is nearly 2am and I could go on and on and on about Cernan (the last man to walk on the moon – which is sort of, now that I think about it, sort like the opposite of that famous John Kerry quote about being the last man to die for a mistake) . And I could go on and on about the first episode of the show and talk about how it felt so familiar having read The Right Stuff several times and having seen The Right Stuff several times and how there, all of a sudden, instead of Ed Harris as John Glen I was watching John Glen as John Glen and Gordon Cooper as Gordon Cooper (and not Dennis Quaid). And then there was Gene Kranz (instead of Ed Harris – again). The show was packed with just really neat footage as well as new interviews with the real guys. Sure, it leaves out all the political background and only superficially puts the space race into perspective of the Cold War (I mean, it’s not like we just happened to have ICBM’s that could be turned into rockets for space men). But, I was willing to set that aside and definitely enjoyed the program. Now, if only Discovery would add the already aired shows to Verizon’s FIOS HD Video On Demand section, then I’d be really happy.

p.s. For further, far more elegant thoughts on tonight’s round table, check out HMG’s post.

Just An Average Day At The Office

Do you think astronauts ever forget for a moment that they’re in orbit? Do you think they’re going about their business, pause for a second, glance out the window and see something like this and go, “Oh yeah!”

(Also, I love how the grape jelly packet is just lying around as if the person at the control stick can’t operate the arm without their grape jelly)

My Month of Many Things Space-y

I am declaring February as Brian’s Month of Many Things Space-y.

To date I have:

  • Watched live coverage on NASA TV of STS-122 (Atlantis) blasting off into space.
  • Which inspired me to purchase and watch an all time favourite movie, Space Camp.
  • Which inspired me to watch The Right Stuff.
  • Which indirectly lead me to a Flickr meetup and first visit to Udvar-Hazy where I saw, among other things, the original Space Shuttle Enterprise.

And today, well, today was the space hat trick in which:

  • This morning the Shuttle Atlantis safely landed at the Cape, flying a final approach that was 20x higher and 7x steeper than a commercial airliner (this has been my most favourite space shuttle fact until I learned today – thanks Heather – that until like 1997 the shuttle had to end each mission by midnight, Dec 31 or else a Y2K-like bug might strike and totally cripple the mission). Anyways, I couldn’t watch the landing live this time, but as consolation I had the official landing blog to read and could chat on the Google with someone who actually likes this stuff more than me.
  • Tonight the full moon was fully eclipsed by the Earth’s shadow, and turned a shade close to blood red. Most amazingly there was not a cloud in the sky and the whole show was visible. Somehow the earlier snow storm managed to blow through leaving behind only a slight dusting on the ground. I should mention that t-shirts, shorts, and sandals is not really appropriate eclipse viewing attire when you are in the northern hemisphere and it is February and there is snow on the ground.
  • Finally tonight, the United States Navy shot down a man made satellite that was hanging out in low Earth orbit! We, the US of A, did this for your safety and oh by the way, if you are a foreign nation and are worried about, you know, debris and junk check this out:

The military also timed its efforts to minimize the chances that debris would hit populated areas. But the United States is “prepared to offer assistance to governments to mitigate the consequences of any satellite debris impacts on their territory,” according to a report of Rocca’s remarks on the Web site of the Geneva office of the U.N.

See how nice we are? If for some reason “debris” (read: super secret spy satellite parts) has impacted upon your territory we will happily come by and pick it up for you.

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02 2008

Udvar-Hazy Baby!

Udvar-Hazy Baby!, originally uploaded by Brian Knight Photography.

So much space/camera nerdiness!!

See it again and again.

Guidance counselors! If they knew anything about career moves would they have ended up as guidance counselors?

I don’t often watch the local news, so I am maybe a little slow coming to this story, but it’s really quite funny I think, especially as the student goes to my old high school.

I’m not sure if back in the day I would have ever called up a school administrator, but I did get all “radical” when I put together my zine senior year. This was back in the day when the series of tubes were relatively narrow and the graphical web browser was just about to be invented. Pages photocopied in the school library and held together by scotch tape were as high tech as a kid could get back then (but we still complained about going to school in three inches of snow! Sure kids in the midwest and northeast walk uphill both ways through snow drifts as tall as two story buildings, but have you seen the drivers in DC attempt to maneuver on slushy streets? It’s not safe in the least bit and school officials should do a reality check a little more often). In any case, I should scan the pages of my zine and post them someday. Enough of the editorializing, on with the Controversy of the Student and the School Administrator’s Wife!

Summary from the Post:

But a phone call to a Fairfax County public school administrator’s home last week about a snow day — or lack of one — has taken on a life of its own. Through the ubiquity of Facebook and YouTube, the call has become a rallying cry for students’ First Amendment rights, and it shows that the generation gap has become a technological chasm.

It started with Thursday’s snowfall, estimated at about three inches near Lake Braddock Secondary School in Burke. On his lunch break, Lake Braddock senior Devraj “Dave” S. Kori, 17, used a listed home phone number to call Dean Tistadt, chief operating officer for the county system, to ask why he had not closed the schools. Kori left his name and phone number and got a message later in the day from Tistadt’s wife.

And a recording of the message as seen on YouTube:

The video transcribed (which does nothing to show the anger and contempt heard in Mrs. Tistadt’s voice):

This is Candy Tistadt, Dean Tistadt’s wife. This message is for Dave Kori. How dare you call us at home?! If you’ve got a problem with going to school, you do not call somebody’s house and complain about it. My husband was up at 4 o’clock this morning, trying to decide the best thing to do, to send you to school, on a day when the weather man is calling for one thing and another thing happens. You don’t begin to know what you are talking about, and don’t you ever call here again! My husband has been at the office since 6:30 this morning, so don’t you even suggest that he purposely didn’t answer his phone. He is out almost every single night of the week at meetings for snotty-nosed little brats, and he may not have called you but it is not because he’s home because it snowed. Get over it kid, and go to school. Get an education, that’s what you’re there for.

23

01 2008

Note to Self: Things Like This Are Why You Should Just Go To Bed Already

laundromat, originally uploaded by catbagan. used under a Creative Commons license.

This started off as a simple comment to this post. I was about to write something like “ha ha, that does sound like an excessive amount of laundry. ” But then I got to thinking about the subject a little more and it turns out I’ve got some thoughts about laundry (and I’ve been doing my own laundry since the 7th grade, and that was a long time ago so I have a little bit of experience with the subject matter).

Now, it’s not like I sit around all day thinking about laundry and average loads of laundry per household, but, if I had ever given it much thought I would have come up with the notion that I probably do an average amount of laundry for my household.

Average household size, by the way, as defined by the 2000 US Census is 2.59 persons.

After a very liberal estimate of laundry usage at my house (a hold of two persons), in which I fired up Excel and made a quick spreadsheet, I came to the conclusion that my household does the following amount of laundry (where “loads of laundry” = number of loads run through the washing machine):

  • 156 loads of laundry/year
  • 1.5 loads of laundry/week

Factors to consider…

My place of work is pretty casual and I could get away with jeans and a t-shirt everyday of my life if I wanted. This means that I never go to the dry cleaners. Ever. Actually, that’s not true, I might go to the dry cleaners once, maybe twice a year in order to make my suit look nice if I’m shooting a wedding, but otherwise, no dry cleaning for me.

No dry cleaning means I wash everything at home. Luckily, things here are pretty easy… Every two weeks or so I have about two loads of darks to wash… Two cycles of cold water and I’m done. None of this warm wash/cold rinse stuff for me. So I’m saving energy there by not having to heat water with the electric water heater. Then, I hang dry all of my shirts, so that’s at least one cycle of the dyrer that is spared.

Now, the energy savings stop when it comes time to wash large, bulky items (like towels and sheets). My washer is at least 20 years old and is a top loading model of probably medium capacity. The agitator is a little wonky at times, so you have to be strategic when it comes to washing larger loads (like towels and sheets). Instead of dumping everything into one load you have to split stuff up into at least two loads (sometimes three) or else this terrible KA-CHUNK sound occurs during the rinse cycle and a buzzer goes off that you can hear all the way upstairs. The sound is really auwful and when it goes off a slight amount of panic ensues and you end up running down to the basement in order to push in the dial and make it stop. And so every couple of weeks, in order to avoid that horrible “the washer is ajar” alarm, I split larger loads into smaller loads and thus screw up my average number of washes. And I assume waste energy.

If I had my dream washer, a giant front loading model, I could save on water and energy and reduce the number of loads (also I could wash my sleeping bags at home and not have to take them to the coin laundry in Annandale next to the 7-11 where all the day labourers hang out – not that there’s anything wrong with day labourers… it’s really the coin laundry bit I don’t like). Unfortuneately a large front loading washer is not in this year’s budget and so I will have to made do with what I’ve got (unless someone can point out the savings that might be obtained by reducing the number of laundry loads performed at my house).

Thanks to John Catbagan for letting me use his photo. Check out his work on Flickr

21

01 2008

Martin van Buren?!

Martin van Buren?!, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

US Presidential dollar coins are out now. Does the us mint really think the 8th president is going to be more popular then Sacagawea? I mean, sure, he’s OK, but does he deserve the full on dollar coin treatment? I’m not so sure…

(Note: This was mainly just a test post. I just realised that you can post directly to your blog AND Flickr at the same time via email via cameraphone. It’s kind of neat actually.)

Also, it’s been pointed out that these are not dollar coins, but are in fact quarters.  But I didn’t have any dollar coins to photograph, so here’s an image of $2.25 instead.

27

12 2007

supershortweekendrecap

I began a much longer, way more detailed account of the weekend complete with jokes and nerdy allusions to Star Wars, but it is nearly 3am, and a school night, and so I present instead the following supershortweekendrecap…

  • My Car Sucks
  • My Car Is All Better
  • My Debt Ratio Sucks
  • My Car Kind Of Sucks Again
    (debt ratio also still sucking)
  • Woohoo! The District, Art, An Art Liking Friend From The District, Christmas Market, Beer, Food, Ice Hockey, eh?
  • Still More Friends and Alcohol
  • A Really Late Night
  • Sleep
  • Woohoo! The District, Friends, Family, (more) People With Accents, Pancakes (iheartpancakes)
  • Napping
  • A Really Late Night
  • Sleep
  • Woohoo! Herndon, Friends, Art, Blowing Fuses (literally)
  • Crap. Now My Car Really Sucks Again
  • Woohoo! The District, Beer, Friends, Lots Of Cameras, LOTS Of Cameras, LOTS of CAMERAS, Yes We Are Some Kind Of Camera Enthusiast Group, Quote Of The Day, Cookies, Exchanging Tales Of Traffic Woes, Succesful 1/2 Circumnavigation of General George Henry Thomas’ Circle
  • Phone Calls
  • Book Deals
  • A Few Distractions
  • Emails
  • Primal Quest Proofreading
  • Blogging
  • Sleep Photo Editing
  • Sleep

New Camera!

Cathy hearts course de-marking., originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

On a whim I went out Saturday night and picked up a brand new Polaroid One 600 Ultra Camera.

Features include:

  • Instant Camera
  • Flash Control: Auto; Flash Modes: Auto with Red-Eye Reduction
  • Features Fixed Focus
  • Photo Features: Self-Timer
  • Includes Wrist Strap
  • Also Features Flash Reaching 10 Feet

Why did I do this? I’m not 100% sure… remember, I was feeling whimsical. It is entirely possible that I was inspired by this photo and that you can expect for me to make a similar attempt in the very near future.

In the meantime, check out my first foray into the world of film photography. (note: I realise there is a need to better hone my scanning skills)

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11 2007