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The Hubble Telescope as a Metaphor for Marriage. Discuss.

pillars-of-creationMy toast from last night’s rehearsal dinner…

Good evening. For those of you whom I have forgotten to introduce myself to, I am Brian, brother of Shawn, and best man (and not, as you might think, the official photographer). I’d like to thank our parents Bill & Susie and Leah’s parent’s Wink and Dorthea for making this weekend possible, for shepherding into this world two really great people.

In college I majored in history and as a result I am always trying to draw connections between past and present. When Shawn and Leah chose April 25th for their wedding I decided to try and find an event that might tie into their day tomorrow and maybe even serve as a metaphor for their new life that begins together.

After setting aside various bits of military trivia such as the 1862 capture of New Orleans by David “Damn the torpedoes” Farragut, or the declaration of war on Spain made by the US Congress in 1898, or the impending fall of Saigon in 1975, I found an interesting footnote, and it read: “1990, the Hubble Telescope is deployed into orbit from the Space Shuttle Discovery.”

Just in case you need a reminder (looking at Shawn), the Hubble is the first major optical telescope to be placed in space. Its unobstructed view of the universe has allowed scientists to observe not only the planets in our solar system, but the most distant stars and galaxies. It had the most precisely ground mirrors ever created by man and its launching 19 years ago marks the most significant advance in astronomy since Galileo’s telescope. Our view of the universe and our place within it has never been the same.

Now, I knew I was on to something with the whole Hubble/Marriage thing, but I wasn’t 100% sure how to proceed, so I did what anyone would do in this situation, I turned to Twitter.

In less than 140 characters I typed: “The Hubble Telescope as a metaphor for marriage. Discuss.” I clicked update and flung my request into the ether.

A near immediate reply appeared on my screen:

“Too easy! Initial perfection of mirrors, need for unexpected adjustments, revelation of cosmic beauty.”

And so I say to Shawn and Leah… I hope that tomorrow is the start of a journey that, while requiring a few minor adjustments from time to time, is one that leads to a beautiful life together.

Cheers!

About Charlie Wilson’s War

Some thoughts after seeing Charlie Wilson’s War…

It was funny. Really funny.  Hanks and Hoffman and Adams give great performances. I’ve never been a huge Julia Roberts fan, but she did alright too.  Sorkin wrote the screenplay and in some ways the movie was like a really good season 2 WW episode, with only a long walk and talk missing (and of course with one scene in particular – I’m thinking of an office scene with two conversations going on at once – you get the next best thing to a walk and talk and with a fun pay off at the end).  Sorkin can bring the funny.

So go see it, and if you can, might I suggest catching a 9 o’clock showing on Hilton Head?  You’ll just about have the theater to yourself.  I don’t know if only 10 people came to the opening night showing because it’s December on Hilton Head Island (which means no one is here) or because the people who are here like to watch a lot of matinées (the better to catch the early bird dinner specials).  Or maybe this movie is going to tank at the box office because no one has quite figured out how to sell a semi-feel good, comedic, political movie that comes complete with a happy ending.  Of course, the ending is happy only so long as you forget that an argument could be made that the actions of the movie’s protagonists directly resulted in a little event known as 9/11.  Which is a bit heavy.

But the movie is funny.  Really funny.  It is laugh out loud funny. And you should go see it.

22

12 2007

Heading South

No f’in way, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

A few thoughts while I wait at the gate from today’s travels…

Airport Efficiency

This is the busiest travel day of the year, but you wouldn’t know it from visiting Washington Dulles International Airport.

I’ve flown out of here three times in the past 6 weeks or so and by far Veterans Day was the worst in terms of traffic, full lots, and long, long, lines at security.

Thanksgiving? Cakewalk. Today? Ditto. There was no line at the ticket counter, no live for the various security check points. In fact, this kind of caused a problem because unless you’ve got your act totally together and have nothing in your pockets before even entering the line you end up having to stop at the x-ray machine and stuff your bag full of your pocket’s contents. Normally you’ve got plenty of time to do this while shuffling along with hundreds of your newest, closest friends, kick pushing your carry-ons across the floor. Anyways, I’m not complaining. I just could have waited someplace else instead of here at the Z10 gate which is lacking in its amenities is all I’m saying. There, I guess I am complaining, but only a little. Things are too good is my problem.

Designed for Small Compartments

A US Air guy just walked up and put this ticket on my camera bag. No way am I checking it, even at the gate. Update: this is becoming a fun game… I took off the original tag. 20 minutes later he walked by and attached another tag! (which I promptly removed. again)

The bag is designed for small planes:

Airport Antidote
Legal carry on backpack fits all international carry on requirements, and fits into the overhead of very small planes.

After the jump, The Carry-On Conclusion, A One Wheeled Landing, and… Detained by TSA!

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Your 10 Day Forecast/My 10 Day Forecast

Where You’re Going*

*unless you’re off to someplace much, much colder where snow is measured in cm.

Where I’m Going

Yes, there is some rain. And some cloudiness.  And it is all subject to change, but ~20 degrees warmer in December is not too bad. Oh and tomorrow, on the shortest daylight day of the year?… 33 minutes more daylight at Hilton Head!

Assassination Vacation Solo Show Sneak Preview

From the “shot heard round the world” at the Old North Bridge to the “miracle bullet” of Dealey Plaza please join us in viewing twenty-two new photographs that explore several historical landmarks from a unique perspective that sets aside events of the past in an attempt to find a certain quietude in the details that remain.

The Huckleberry Inn is located in historic downtown Herndon, Va.

630 Oak Street
Herndon, VA 20170

(Plenty of FREE parking at the Municipal Lot. Just a three minute walk to the Inn)

View Official Website with Artist Statement.

Flight Home Recap: Cancelled + Diverted = 1st class upgrade

Cancelled + Diverted = 1st class upgrade, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

I was supposed to fly out of hilton head this morning at 550am but there was much fog, an impediment to take off and landing. Also there was no airplane, an even bigger impediment to manned powered flight. The ticket agent was good though and gave me an option to catch a slightly later flight out of Savannah. Good news for me.

This, however, was bad news for my sleepy parents who’d been looking forward to a quick return to dreamland but now faced a two hour round trip drive to SAV (the Hilton Head airport is a quick 7 min drive from there house). (Thanks again Mom & Dad).

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Beach Escape

Self-Portrait (/alt. camera), originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

Needing a break from the many, many games of college football playing on the television today I escaped from the house and headed over to Pine Island, a recreational area that faces Port Royal Sound.

It was about an hour before sunset when I arrived and a low ceiling of clouds created a premature dusky light. Wind whipped whitecaps pushed against the beach and overhead the trees rustled and creaked. I climbed out across the large rocks dropped to hold the land in place and first photographed a gnarly tree that won’t last many more storms. The beach was mostly deserted and the only sound came from the wind and the waves.

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Black Friday Madness

My Current View, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

Today is a great day to sit in the Carolina room messing about on the computer, watching the golfers tee off, and drifting in and out of consciousness. I’m not going shopping because I’d have to lug it back on the airplane.

In the news today is a piece about the passing of Herbert Saffir. In 1969, Saffir created a scale describing the kind of damage that could be expected from an approaching hurricane. In the 70s National Hurricane Center director Robert H. Simpson added storm surge info to the scale and it was renamed the Saffir-Simpson Scale.

Also in the news is an article about Scott McClellan’s new book. It describes how McClellan’s book is unusual in the sense that most Press Secretaries tend to write their books after their President is out of office. The article gets a little silly though when it says:

Others waited even longer. President Kennedy’s press secretary, Pierre Salinger, wrote several books about the administration but only after the president’s death.

Um, when President Kennedy “died” he was in office.

And now it might be time for a nap.

23

11 2007

Main Gear Touchdown

Main Gear Touchdown, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

My final approach today was at least 7 times less steep and 20 times slower than the space shuttle. Sigh.

Live Blogging (more or less) the Thanksgiving Exodus

Soon to be me, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

2007/11/21 11:33 :: Periodic updates as time and batteries and network connections allow…

IAD = ghost town?, originally uploaded by outdoor_type.

2007/11/21 11:59 :: Wtf? It took exactly ZERO minutes to get through security (ok, I’m exaggerating, but only a little. It took maybe two minute top). Also there was no wait to check my bag with US Air. The economy lots are filling up, but unlike over Veterans Day weekend there are people at every intersection waving flags and directing traffic and there were several buses waiting at the Purple Lot stop #8.

I am now sitting at the gate using one of the only nice features of my phone… its ability to hook up my laptop to the web via bluetooth.

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